"Al's Pals" VIP Discounts
So...I've been a thinkin' 'bout yous visitin' my joint and I wanna offer yous my Very Important Pal discount. Listed below are special pages you can visit and see what kind of deal I'm willin' to offer. As I've been known to say... "Public service is my motto" – so go ahead an' get in on a good deal. Si salvi chi può. (Every man for himself.)